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The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.
No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"
After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.
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a weird motion of the head that is only necessitated by the ridiculously long piece of shitty looking, greased-up hair that is slicked to the faces of the majority of guys (?!?! hard to tell...) that are obviously too emo for their own good. can be witnessed most often at taking back sunday shows and bands of the like.
hot guy who refuses to look like a complete moron: "hey, what's wrong with that kids' neck?"
hot guys' friend: "i don't know, it appears as though he has some sort of nervous twitch"
hot guy who refuses to look like a complete moron: "ohhh nevermind! look at those skinny pants and idiotic checkered converse! it's just an emo kid with stupid hair doing the emo hair flip"
hot guys' friend: "phewww! i thought we were going to have to call 911 there for a minute!"
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n. Title of a common theme for rugby gatherings. Often, there are scandalous items of clothing involved. The bigger the hair, the better.
Shit, I don't remember anything that happened at Big Haired Hussies last night!
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a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"
the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.
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The term used by Jon Stewart of Daily Show to describe Rod Blagojevich. It's familiarity to the Oscar Nomination for best film "Slumdog Millionaire" is just random.
Man 1: Hey did you watch Slumdog Millionaire?
Man 2: You mean last week's Daily Show? How could I miss that, to see that Blagojevich get screwed...it was awesome
Man 1: What? Blagojevich? What are you talking about?
Man 2: Scumdog Million-Hairs!
Man 1: Oh that...well I was talking about Slumdog Millionaire, quite a confusion there eh?
Man 2: Slumdog Millionaire? What's that? Never heard of it...
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Carly's Bussy Hair is a red fluffy hair with a nice soft texture. It is extremely warm and soft and lovable.
Carly can I have some of your bussy hair? I heard it was really soft and lovable! Go get some deluxe Carly's Bussy Hair
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