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loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.
Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.
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verb.
To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.
Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"
Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?
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"give-up pants" is when you work under a skilled trade, labor position, construction, landscaping, etc, wearing pants that are not suitable or appropriate for the job site. For example, basketball shorts, warmup pants, pants that are too loose(pants requiring a belt, which a belt is not present) or saggy pants, that constantly require you to stop work in order to readjust your clothing.
Hey guys, Jake is wearing his give-up pants again. Jake! Now go weed wacky that ditch!
Dammit, Lemar! How the hell are you going to help us unload this tractor trailer of furniture if your damn pants keep falling down?!
Damn bruh... this mutha-fuka started commin at me crazy as hell, yo! Dude was all talking out the side of his neck so I split his shit. There was nothing that my guy could do about it because he was wearing his give-up pants! Real talk, fam! Lol
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relating to something that is completely rubbish. Compare with 'panorama' to describe a wide angled scene, 'pants-o-rama' is used to describe an all round wretched situation.
1)
Filmgoer: "Showgirls was a great film!"
Response: "WHAT???! Except for the high breast count it was wall-to-wall pants-o-rama! Muppet."
2)
Computer User: "This software doesn't work."
Response: "That's beacuse it's pants-o-rama! Muppet."
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Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.
"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."
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a blond haired butt with blue eyes who also happens to be a twin
Grace is a poopie pants at its finest
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To fasten/tighten a belt buckle on one's pants.
"Buckle your pants."
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