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Lady gambling is when a group of girl (aka hen party) go out and pick up random dudes. The winner is the one who picks up the dude with the biggest cock and Dan deliver proof the next morning.
The girls and I are going lady gambling, see you tomorrow morning.
a lady on Downton Abbey (a TV show) that gets raped by a Turkish gentleman that dies when they make out for just a couple minuets.
Just watch Downton Abbey. Lady Mary is awesome
A men’s salon that’s disguised as a brother. Girls who got rejected from working at Hooters or Lovers Lane work here because they are butter faces.
Demitrius!
What, Kenigga?
Did you see that guy go into Lady Janes? He was carrying a White Claw and looking for a happy ending!
When three or more women are in a naked pile writhing in ecstasy.
Jordan came home early from work to find his wife in their bed in the middle of a lady tangle.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.
"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."
(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse
The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack