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This is when a man takes a girl from behind in a doggy style position. He tells the girl when he is almost done so she can have time to look back and open her mouth. Then the man proceeds to pull out and attempt to aim his semen over her back and into her open mouth. That is the true definition of a hole in one.
It took seven tries with Laura, but I just got my first hole in one!
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AKA "One Love". References your best friends, that are close to you just like "family".
Lyrics from Nas Song "One Love"
Verse One Whattup kid? I know shit is rough doing your bid When the cops came you shoulda slid to my crib Fuck it black, no time for looking back it's done Plus congratulations you know you got a son I heard he looks like you, why don't your lady write you?
Told her she should visit, that's when she got hyper Flippin, talk about he acts too rough He didn't listen he be riffin' while I'm telling him stuff I was like yeah, shorty don't care, she a snake too Fucking with the niggaz from that fake crew that hate you But yo, guess who got shot in the dome-piece? Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones Beach - it's bugged Plus little Rob is selling drugs on the dime Hangin out with young thugs that all carry 9's At night time there's more trife than ever
Whattup with Cormega, did you see 'em, are y'all together?
If so then hold the fort down, represent to the fullest Say whassup to Herb, Ice and Bullet I left a half a hundred in your commissary
You was my nigga when push came to shove One what? One love.
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A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
The Evil One also preys on small apples.
Evil Ones....*rollseyes*
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The opposite of 'one-upping' someone.
Also called 'one-downing'.
Generally used to troll someone; confuse them, or make them upset. Sometimes the victim doesn't even notice.
A form of comedy potentially even more lame than puns.
No wait, it is.
John: It's raining really hard outside today!
Cathy: Yeah it's kindda drizzling...
John: Aw, I hate one-downzies!
Cathy: One-downzies bothers me too...
Patrick: Life is good!
Lizzy: Life is okay.
Brad: I really hate Mike!
Taryn: Yeah Mike is kind of a jerk...
Chase: Taco Bell's meat is absolutely disgusting.
Meagan: Their meat is sort of low quality.
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Katy Perry’s first album that is extremely underrated. It doesn’t get the recognition it deserves while it’s entire era outsold your fav.
I Kissed A Girl was THAT song and Hot N Cold is eligible DIAMOND in the US. Thinking Of You is critically acclaimed and Waking Up In Vegas is a WW hit.
And your favs?
That’s a successful debut album. Must be a One Of The Boys
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A very small person , often made fun of because of there shortness ,
they usually have to look up at people so they can see them ,
man franny u are a Tiny One , Haha ,
u are so short , very short
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That one guy/girl who could get a crowd to do anything...
person just finished an inspirational and moving speech, audience is stunned
Da One: Stands up and starts clapping.
People next to him start applauding too. The clapping spreads like a wave until eventually the whole room goes completely wild.
silent classroom
Da One randomly bursts out in song: Just a small town girl..
few other people: Living in a lonely world!
Whole classroom: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYYWHEEERE
Teacher: QUIET!
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