Any place filled with old, slow moving people.
Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!
To crap in a sink and fill it with water
Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds
A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
God damnit she has a sea turtle ass
When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
I am bored come sea turtle me.
When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.
While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.
when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.
asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker