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Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.
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when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.
johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
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when a woman experiences an erect nipple
woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol
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(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.
I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
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Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
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A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.
John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.
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Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection
Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!
Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy
Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
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