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Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole
Charlie's dad has morning wood
People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.
Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
I love hot dads means that a person is attracted to hot man that are dads.
Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”
Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad
Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad
Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.
Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.
“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”