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The amazing state of mind where,
You are no longer simply drinking the beer,
You ARE the beer.
omg *intoxicated laughter* i'm drunk lol
A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.
Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.
Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
A drinking game with vague rules that will get you wasted in no time.
Game: Drunk drunk.
Rules: Take a shot every time someone takes a shot.
Go up to your friend and take a shot infront of them. If they are partaking in the game drunk drunk they must drink resulting in you also having to drink. This can go on indefinitely.
People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains
" Hand me my Keys "
" but your drunk "
" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "
" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
A drunk that is stupid as fuck and can’t talk at all
Oi mate you are a dumb ass drunk