Paige King

The term for world's bestest friend and coolest kid ever

Your my Paige king bro

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Rube king

A gay bald sexy egg looking ass humptydumpty wannabe that’s played the gayest console in the world ps4 and he likes to go down in waffle baby and also sexy old man ginger boy

Oh look at the rube king he’s gonna go dick down big baby waffle baby

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King Arthur

When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.

Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.

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Crown The King

To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.

Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.

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King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

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kottonmouth kings

a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.

I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.

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pr0n^king

The king of pr0n..
A sexy beast of a man.

Yo, pr0n.. how ya doin'?

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