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Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.
Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind
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national make out with female day falls on May 21-22
tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!
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To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.
A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.
"Zoinks!" yelled Shaggy, "This place is haunted! Let's make like Pig Latin and Amscray!"
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"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"
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something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!
cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!
when you're making mac n cheese and nobody can stop you.
Broly: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP M-
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