Aibu Rules

It is the feeling of overcoming insignificant thoughts based on others with ego or drug related problems. This gives self confidence , which is what the other person seems lacking.

miller: kid, you think you cool....
*insert a name*: save it monkey, cause Aibu rules.

A beneficial tool against wanna-be bullies who are actually men on their late 20, a message to grow up.

My days; I had to put up the Aibu rules on a wanna-be racist. It was funny how he made a clown out of himself at the gym, my mates found it funny.

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Rule 94

If it exists, It's been made into the Weezer blue album cover.

The "94" references the release date of the album.

Rivers: Aye bro, check out this Rule 94 I made.

Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.

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rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.

Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM

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Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.

"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."

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Rule 202

Treat others the way you wanna be treated. Just kidding.

Hey, stop it!
Rule 202. I don't have to.

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12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

1 ppf rule

violation of the 1 ppf rule is when there is more than one penis involved in the fantasy

dude that gang bang was a violation of the 1 ppf rule