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When someone gets killed in a felonious act and as a reward they get their face on a t shirt and a car wash for funeral expenses
Cholo: Did you hear about lil stepz
Cholo 2: nah what happened
Cholo: stepz broke into the wrong house and got an Oxnard special
Cholo 2: R.I.P Stepz
When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
When a girl sticks her big toe up a guys butthole
Did you hear about Colton?
He got the turny special last night
Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.
Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....
You and your buddies go to a Mexican restaurant to eat and drink. After wards you get a to go box, then you and 6 buddies spit, puke and shoot snot rockets into the food! Mix it up and it is ready to serve to a dude you don't like!
Noah" Hey man El toros was off the chain last night"
Ian" I heard you gave stehr the El toro special"
Noah" Yep and he ate every last bite"
Ian" He told me what a pal you were for hooking him up with food last night"
Noah" What are friends for"
When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head
Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special