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When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog
When you work on oil rigs and u're in the "doghouse" ( brakeroom) screwing around...
Ramie's in there fucking the dog and the rest of us are killing ourselves.
Meaning “fuck it we ball” or “fuck it”
“Hey tom go jump into that lake fully clothed”
“bet fuck on the chain piece”
(Used in videogames) When you are killed and you think that the oponent killed you because he was so lucky.
When you are killed in a videogame: FL (Fucking luck), I almost kill you!
What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.
Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.