anal pirate

An accurate descriptor of an individual who excessively enjoys multiple episodes of anal sex. These sessions usually involve sexual interaction outside of a traditional relationship whereby anal sex may be a given in the established practices of the couple. As an anal pirate, random and or stanger encounters lead more creedence to the title.

Last nite, at the cocktail bar, Ely picked up the new corporate secretary and showed her what the "A" in apprenticeships is all about.....he's a real anal pirate.

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anal s'more

Process of lighting a marshmallow on the end of a bent coat hanger and inserting into your partners ass, partner then defecates onto a graham cracker; initial partner eats!

Paul said never make anal s'mores after eating a lot of corn.

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Cheerful Anal

When two men have anal sex and appear to be "cherry" about it. Rosy Cheeks, bright red lips, a sparkle in the eye.

Alex come over here, your cheeks are so rosy, it must be that Christmas Spirit... or is it time for Cheerful Anal?

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Anal Death

When you are fucked raw, so hard his dick gets stuck in your ass never to be seen again, until you spontaneously combust because you can't shit.

"Wow, I want him to kill me with the anal death."

I can't think of another example...

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anal jockey

Someone who likes to ride people up the ass.

Person 1: What you doing tonight?
Person 2: Making your mum an anal jockey.

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Anal Berries

The small pieces of undigested food that remains in feces after excretion.

I just filled up your toilet with anal berries.

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Anal Package

When the male opens up the females anus and puts his testicles in and restricts the seamen from coming out of the penis. Then the male continues to have sex with the female in the vagina.

Man A: Dude! I Anal Packaged your mom last night!
Man B: Dude.. Not cool.

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