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F-35

Little known secret, Donald Trump publicly told Boeing either you will have this program online by FY 2018. Or I will (and he has that authority) cancel the contract. Any other president would never have done this. Thus making the 45th president not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. I.E save the taxpayers money!

Son: Hey mom hey dad I need more this week I have a girlfriend. Son: hey mom hey dad I need more money I have a car today. Son: Hey mom hey dad I need a new scope for my hunting rifle so I can get a deer half a mile out the factory issue isn't doing it for me. Mom and Dad: what are you the F-35?

by stainless67 March 26, 2022


I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022


F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022


K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kanye=Kingdom
Proffers=Phylum
Coke=Class
Over=Order
Flat=Family

Grape=Genes

Soda=Species

from;
Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)

K-P-C-O-F-G-S is used in biology

by tcb.no72 September 10, 2018


F&P

A wifey abbreviaton for Food & Pussy.
Used by a woman who knows how to take care of her man.

Paul: feeed meee

Queen B: you know I would baby, both F&P

by Thornberrry June 19, 2018


Phat F in the chat

If a someone dies, you need to respetfuly wright a F in the chat.

Oh shit, Jake Paul shit his pants on camera!

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Damn that's a Phat F in the chat

by Snake in my boot July 28, 2019


When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).

I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.

by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019