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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 18, 2019


Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

by Parky Sparky February 1, 2019


Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 4, 2023


nick life

Is a lifestyle when you work alot to achieve the finer things in life. Nick life is a term that only a select few are able to embrace. Hard work and long hours do pay off as long as you live by the code... go above and beyond to do the best job that you can do and you will be rewarded **Nick Life**

How is he able to work 20 hours a day? He doesn't have a choice .. it has to get done.. He lives that Nick Life.

by Fisher for life March 11, 2016


broken by life

To be so hurt and disappointed by people or events that happened in your life that you feel like you can't be fixed anymore.

I 've had a few deep disappointments, but I haven't been broken by lifeyet.

by Gizel_Br November 22, 2018


Quit life

Another way of saying "kill yourself".

Person 1: My wife just left me... and she took the kids too... what should I do?
Person 2: You should quit life. It's not worth living anyway.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: QUIT. LIFE. KILL YOURSELF.
Person 1: *pulls the trigger*

by rhapsodyshadow May 24, 2022


vivid life

Los Angeles based hip hop group featuring 3 young emcees including The Buddha Head, $lum, and The Architect. Known for making hip hop with a strong 90's influence and at the same time adding their own twist to it.

Vivid Life is so oonkie.

by thebuddhahead June 10, 2014