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monkey lover

A white bitch who screws blacks.

That Brittney, Shee is a monkey lover.

by K3 September 15, 2003

69๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck-monkey

1. A person with questionable mental capacity.
2. Person prone to "fucking up" on a regular basis.
3. Person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.A republican

The George W Bush is a real fuck-monkey.

by Charles du Plooy August 24, 2005

101๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey on a Stick

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone

He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Juice

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.

Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!

by Bulldog August 24, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass monkey

A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.

At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.

by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004

172๐Ÿ‘ 166๐Ÿ‘Ž


shrub monkey

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery

damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

by we found a problem: May 4, 2007

94๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

by evilcorey October 27, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž