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Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009


other 99% of milk

A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).

Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.

by the man with milk May 24, 2020


milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 22, 2022


finish your milk

when you smash a fat come and you leave the some smoke in the bong

person 1: hey watch me smash this fat cone bro
Person 2: okay i will
Person 1: *Smashes sick cone*
Person 2: bro that was sick as
person 3 outta no where: aye atleast finish your milk

by Stoned cunt 420 February 2, 2021


milk frother army

milk frother army is a community is a community of individuals who love milk frothers

I am honored to be apart of the milk frother army!

by aisugdj9173)48:! May 20, 2021


Milk Dis Cow

A phrase or expression originated and used by a oahu group of delinquents, to instigate a combatant in a altercation.

Bryson yells to Chase "Milk Dis Cow!!"

by MEGA_HAMMAH June 21, 2019


milk on your breath

A very young and naive person (baby-like) (Babies drink milk)

Example: You are too young to try to step to me ...you still have milk on ypur breath! milk breath milk on your breath youngster youngblood

by E-Catwoman1255 March 1, 2016