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a sandwich with turkey ONLY and it came to be by kiki and we made fun of her 4 it and now she has that sandwich named after her!!!
im so hungry i could ate a chuckie samdwich!!!!
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a woman becomes very angry at her boyfriend. and right befor her next blow job she puts shards of glass in her mouth creating the worst blowjob experience of his life. but many do it because they actually enjoy it
"if i catch you with her again its gonna be glass sandwich for you mister"
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When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.
Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!
(the process follows)
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If you are one of those guys who likes to pleasure himself using comestibles of the meaty variety,then you would no doubt use a 'loose meat sandwich'...
i like to jerk of inside a loose meat sandwich.
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the well had portions of a chick's fuck hole the hang after a long ball session. Much like meat curtains
dam I banged her so hard it looked like a roast beef sandwich when I was done.
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When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.
Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.
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