Random
Source Code
Random
A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”
Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.
Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.
1. One of the most influential rap albums
2. A shitty movie without Ice Cube.
1. Straight outa Compton was a good album!
2. wtf is this?
(V)
When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man
Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned
e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?
- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came
2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me
-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case
-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way
-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag