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jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits

by jeezo yunglee November 1, 2013


jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017


Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views

Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.

by Granny boy April 14, 2020


Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 April 4, 2018


Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023


Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020


Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else

That guy over there is a Jacob brodbeck

by Bye your best frind July 30, 2018