Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.
Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!
when you feel like only eating breakfast food
it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
i got waffle house syndrome right now
Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.
You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.
Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.
A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.
Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.
After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.
"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."
Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.
Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??