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Is always late to the party cause he was too busy laying eve. But for real Adam is the dad of everybody and is always fixing problems and everybody loves him no homo.
Be the bigger person. Be Adam
Pessimistic, though genius, and possesses a compassionate side, though he doesnĀ“t let it show.
I donĀ“t know what was worse: AdamĀ“s rude comment, or the fact he didnĀ“t mean it.
Never knows what's going on and is always left out of drama purely because they're too busy. Is good person š
Person1: damn there is so much drama
Person2: too bad adams asleep rn
Person1: ikr
A hot sexy man with a 15inch long penis
"Hey, you know Adam?"
"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"
some dickhead who thinks heās better than everyone else because of the music he listens to
dave: oh shit there goes adam, i hate that fucker
john: why, what did he do?
dave: he tried to convince me that rap wasnāt real music and showed me his āunderground musicā playlist but it was just filled with metallica
john: yikes thanks for telling me
First man to ever get laid, very handsome, and has a huge cock.
Adam