When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead
Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..
The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
a cool person with dope vibes and good taste in music
person 1 : yo what do you think of that guy
person 2: yeah i recon hes an eshay eshay muffin
When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions
Bitch has muffin mind control over me
Natalie Diana Vargas #1ND wet vagina ready for pudgys dick
Ms muffins was being naughty so pudgy dicked her down !
When a bubble of flatulence is released from the anus and is re trapped in the vaginal opening of a woman and then released again this is what is called a “Grumble Muffin”
Not to confused with a queef
So i ate pickled pigs feet , hard boiled eggs and chill last night with my boyfriend and released a grumble muffin last night while having sex