National ' block Oli London day'

Block Oli London 2nd March

Oli eh uh who is saying he's married to bts park Jimin. If you can't tell why we are saying that you should block, then get serious help. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He has been exposed by his ex best friend, with a voice message where he says that all his BLM post are for so that he can stay relevant. He is also Islamaphobic. This is why you should consider blocking him on all social media. And this is why we call it National ' block Oli London day'. Oh and btw he thinks he's Korean and kawaii , even though he's british, and clearly not asian

National ' block Oli London day'

National ' block Oli London day'

National ' block Oli London day' is a day on March 2nd where we block Oli London on all social medias, 'why 'you may ask, well let me tell you. Oli London is a 31 year old British man, that thinks he's half korean and can speak fluent Korean and Japanese , even though he clearly isn't. He also thinks he's married to bts Park Jimin. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He's Ex best friend also exposed him with a voice message, where he says that the only he's posting about BLM, is because he wants to be relevant, so he's literally saying that he is doing it so people won't stop talking about him. There was also a muslim women who tweeted about him, saying that he's a tool. He then got very offended by that comment and said " The only tool is you.....a symbol of oppression and brainwashing". The Women than said that he was the only one getting brainwashed. He Then replied with "Sweetie i'm not the one wearing a Burqa, a symbol of oppression and Brainwashing!" I hope that this'll make you consider blocking Oli on all socials, and actually cancel him.

e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

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one more time around the block

When you're at the bar and you want to order one more round of drinks.

Bartender: "Would you like around round?"
Brittany: "Yes, one more time around the block!"

Rayhaan (Mrs. Leach 4th Block)

A guy in our 4th block

- An absolute monkey
- Will disrupt the whole class

- Paired with Aditya and Jay, he is 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲.

- Everyone finds him annoying
- Had an awesome battle with Max(imus)

“yo, did you here what Rayhaan (Mrs. Leach 4th Block) did in today?”
“yeah! that was so crazy! everybody’s talking about it!”

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

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The Glock unlocked, the block stays hot

It is actually "the block on lock, the trunk stay locked, the glock on cock, the block stays hot"

See "Danger" from World Wide Underground -

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