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A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
A phrase reserved especially for the current poster boy of lying sacks of shit, Attorney General William Barr.
How long will I have to endure, on every news channel since the “suicide,” the sanctimonious squeal emanating from this lying pig faced fuck?
Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
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This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH
"I'm a fat fucking pig!"
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A insult to a fat pasty white guy that might look like a pedophile. First used on a radio host named Frosty, on the Frosty, Heidi, and Frank show.
Bum: can i have some change?
Fat white guy: *keeps walking*
Bum: "you big fat pig queer''!
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An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.
Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!