Bort

A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.

"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."

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Bort

A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

No, my son is also name Bort

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Bort

A quite obscure musical genre which is blackened grindcore with very common use of chainsaw sounds.

-Hey dude, do you like bort?
-BORT GOES FUCKING BRRRRRRRRR

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Bort

A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.

"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"

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Bort

A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.

Should also be put into as many songs as possible.

When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'

1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'

2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'

'...bort..you're 12.'

3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'

'orr orr orr orr orr!'

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Bort

Derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. Often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.

"I don't give a shit about her bort monkey."

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Bort

Bort; noun;

A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day

example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.

past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa

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