kick ass and take initials

when you are too busy kickin asss you have to take initials

"I am fixing to kick ass and take initials at the club tonight when i break it down"

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you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

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I'll take your word for it

A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.

Boy: "You should try these clams. They're really good."
Girl: "I'll take your word for it."

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take home to the fam piece

opposite of being a slam piece

A well-rounded girl who is well-mannered and wife material. But may be a freak in bed.

"I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take home to the fam piece."

A southern Belle.

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taking my almond for a walk

A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.

taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk,taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk

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Stanley Uris takes a bath

Basically the worst chapter in IT....Steven King can be a bitch sometimes

‘Stanley Uris takes a bath’ who? We only know happiness and no bathing until after 7:00 pm...

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let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says

Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

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