A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.
Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."
when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands
Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class
A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
In gaming or life, a person or group so bad at whatever that in utter frustration you either want to rage quit but instead type in public chat "You are straight out of the CAN". They then ask in anger "Whatcha' mean?!?!", and you say "The Trash Can". You know, like Oscar the Grouch.
You say to the randoms in this mission 'You Guys are "Straight out of the Can" . You suck!!!'
Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!
TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in
GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA
Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag