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Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)

"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve July 21, 2015


Twat Squad

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.

"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve July 21, 2015


Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 September 26, 2016


twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee September 1, 2013


Twat Locker

Another word for a Chasity Belt

Twat Lockers are used so girls can't be banged

by Brielle Niccole May 31, 2013


Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010


cancerous twat

Emily Richardson

Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat

by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019