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Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep
After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!
A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress
After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!
A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.
Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.
When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.