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Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.
“Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle”
When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.
To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.
A:*compelling argument*
B: *wiki wanks* *Goes on to re-word a page off of Wikipedia for a rebuttal*
A wank with shit on your penis
She had a shit on my dick so i decided to pop out a copper wank
when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank