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Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Delonte West was born 1980 in Cologne, Germany. He moved to Greece where he played basketballs for 13 years old for 5 years. He became a 3×champion, 2x M.V.P, Most improved, 2x all star M.V.P and defensive player. He was drafted first by the lakers where he was the star player for 2 years averaged 26.8 ppg, 7.9 apg, 1.6 spg, 0.6 blocks and 6.7 rpg. He then join Lebron and the cavs and lead them to a conference finals in 2015 and later got head from gloria. On the cavs he averaged 30.2 ppg, 8.5 apg , 7.2 rpg, 2 spg, 1.6 bpg and got Mvp and defensive player. After Lebron find out about his mom and gloria he cried like mj aka a bitch delonte west lebrob stepfather was blackballed by the nba but be came a chinese dictator
Delonte West is ledaughter stepfather. Gloria gave him that sloppy sloppy
the best martial arts program in the world
west wind karate is bad ass
You might think it's a good school at first but nope. Their are 8 year old girls stuffing their bra, not only that but the kids their are fucking pervs, next thing you know their would be kids smoking weed or some shit.
Parent: how was school did you like going to West Creek Academy
Kid: I mean it was shity expect for that fact that the girls their are two faced hoes
ye formally known as Kanye West is the best rapper
a student apartment complex in kennesaw that houses all the greek life. in other words, a cursed bermuda triangle on land, satans own frat party, a self governing society of unhinged 20 somethings…… you don’t wanna know more.
dude i woke up in west 22 with a bottle of malibu outside the SAE house this morning… and i wasn’t the only one passed out there…
Magical Jew gypsy with all the Riz. She has the confidence of Kanye but none of the money. She’s funny and likes her oatmeal lumpy.
Bobbi West is the best there is. Plain and simple. Pure excellence.