No soup for you

A reference to Seinfeld. Used when denying something to someone else. Funniest when said thing being denied is an orgasm.

While S and E are having sex, and just before E has an orgasm, S pulls out, screams "No soup for YOU!" and cums on E. Classic.

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I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

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you cray

stupid people way of saying you crazy

MoJoe: Yo dude what's up?

SlowJoe: Nothin man. same ole same ole.

MoJoe: Yo dude you crayy!

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You be poopin

If someone is being stupid, unreasonable, lazy, rediculious, or you can use it in the literal way if someone is really pooping.

1. Why don't you wanna come over? Man, you be poopin!

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I like you for who you are

1) A more nice and polite way of telling someone you are not physically or sexually attractive to them.

2) An expression often used to woo or try to get in someone's pants.

3) The person's outward appearance doesn't mean shit to you, and you truely care only for the person they are inside.

1) "Jonh, it doesn't matter that you have a giant mole spourting hairs, I like you for who you are."

2) "Anna, I'm not only in this relationship to have sex. I like you for who you are. Now can we have sex?"

3) "Hanna, do you really love me? I look like a retired sumo wrestler..."

"It doesn't matter, Hank, I like you for who you are. Now where is your thong anyways?"

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are you Usain?

a question somebody asks when somebody shows off or slacks off near the end of a sporting play or just in life. When Usain Bolt stopped running at the end of his 100M dash. Similar to saying " are you insane?"

"Hey Thomas, you finshed your final english essay yet?"
"No, I don't really need to, the years practically over"
"Are you Usain?"

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Fuck You

Um, fuck you ?

Me: I love you but fuck you

My crush: gosh, I love you to but harsh

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