beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

8👍 7👎

drop dead fred

a movie made in the mid-ninties of epic crapiness. the movie consists of creepy antics from a british child molestor.

man that movie sucked. it was almost as bad as drop dead fred

63👍 91👎

dead man walking

In poker - when a player is drawing dead and has no chance of winning the hand.

Even though Rex had quad Aces on the turn, Randy had drawn a Royal Flush, so Rex was a dead man walking.

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Rise from the dead

To get a boner from a picture of an attractive woman who is now dead.

Antony: "I cant believe that picture Marilyn Monroe gave you a stiffy"

Steven: "Yeah you could say its a rise from the dead"

8👍 6👎

Red Deading

The act of selfishness when someone chooses to play 1-player video games by themselves, instead of choosing to play multiplayer games with their friends when attending a friend's house filled with video games.

Jacob: Hey, Ebin. You wanna play zombies with us? We only have 3 people.

Ebin: Naw. I kinda wanna play Red Dead Redemption instead.

Jacob: Dude, you're totally red deading right now.

1👍 6👎

Red Dead Revolver

Prehaps the greatest game about the Wild West ever made which has the greatest main character in all of gaming because he kicks so much ass and even when he was a kid, he burnt the living piss out of his hand to shoot of some dudes arm! The only bad this is the fact that all the faggots on the 360 who play Red Dead Redemption AKA Grand Theft Horse, don't even relise that this game exist.

Gamer 1: "Dude, what do you think of RDR? IT'S THE SHIT RIGH'?"

Gamer 2: "Yeah, it was good and all but I think the original Red Dead Revolver had a better story and characters."

Gamer 1: "Original? What the fuck are you talking about?"

36👍 50👎

Extremely Dead Meat

Someone who's truly in deep deep DEEP trouble with another person or group.

Wanda: You heard about that kid who founded the No Cussing Club enrolling in our high school?

Dex: Yea If he try to tell the upperclassmen or the other students not to cuss he's gonna be Extremely Dead Meat!!

6👍 5👎