fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

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truck your duck

verb to truck ones duck. (It's ever so fun)

Hey, Zack I'm gonna truck your duck like it's never been trucked before.

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Gamer duck bath water

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.

When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

black duck orange beak

so cute

OmG iTs A bLaCk DuCk WiTh An OrAnGe BeAk So CuTe

black duck orange beak ya know they are so cute...

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.

Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”

Did someone step on a duck?

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

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Get my ducks in a row

Complete one's preparations, become efficient and well organised. This synonym for get one's act together probably alludes to lining up target ducks in a shooting gallery. Slang; 1970s

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row before I go to Munich.

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