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by bob the builder thick man April 6, 2022


Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019


Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.

That's very Jake thing to do.

by AngelinaPortaVaga June 8, 2021


Jake

Jake is that one guy who says hes different and acts like a kind and sweet person, he will lead you on and break you. He told me he was studying and I found found out he was fucking another girl. I like Jake either way. Hes mine. His name is on my tit...

Jake is a hoe but I love him

by Omw2fyb...Iykyk February 20, 2022


Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah

by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018


Jake

The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.

“Have you seen Jake?”
Oh you mean the short asshole?”
Yep that’s him”

by wasianbaddiekilla December 4, 2021


Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023