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The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)
Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis
Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.
Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."
A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
the deep sigh that lesbians (who aren’t together) give each other when they hug and don’t want to pull away.
lesbian 1: youre so cozy we should hangout more *Lesbian Sigh*
lesbian 2: *Lesbian Sigh* yeah youre right we should take a nap together
Nandor: "You are my.... friend." lesbian nandermo
VULGAR SLANG
A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;
Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;
Cancer Survivor.
(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).
Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"
Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.
Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”