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porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv December 12, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

by Mac777daddy August 26, 2011

81๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey muffin

1.a strange erotic animal pastry of love

2.cute pet name for signifcant other

I love you my monkey muffin.

by smartiexox November 14, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Monkey

When a Female Licks a Mans Butt-Hole and Then 'Taps that ass' Then Finally the Male Takes a Dump on the Female on her Stomach.

I loved His Chocolate Monkey.

by JON FUCKING NA (Lol,Kassem G) October 21, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Monkey

...to be a clingy, needy tragic mess.

I'm so baby monkey today

by sugasugasuga12 March 16, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grass Monkey

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.

A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

by Bunty n KMac May 4, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž