The guy for Americans to blame when stuff goes wrong.
Politician 1: Oil prices are high
Politician 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush
Guy 1: My girlfriend just broke up with me!
Guy 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush!
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Has defeated two evil regimes linked to harboring terrorists
Has liberated 50 million civilians
His tax cuts created 1.5 million jobs in 10 months.
Has captured or eliminated over 2,000 members of Al Qaeda(most of any president).
3 million more Americans have health care since he took office.
Has done the most to combat AIDS than any other president.
Has provided tax reliefs to families of 9/11 victims
Has set the record for the highest approval rating for any president 91%.
I have taken the most action of any president after a terrorist attack and have prevented any future attacks.
George W. Bush is so cool, people know him by just one letter.
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Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that heβll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girlβs vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virginβs cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
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Caleb George Preisler is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect. His smile makes you melt and his eyes are enchanting. Every time you see him, you get butterflies even if you have seen him a million times. He is a hard worker and a good leader. He is responsible and respectful. He treats girls nicely and is respectful to them. He is the kind of guy who gets his crush a rose on Valentine's day. He is the kind of guy who you can be yourself around. He is the best person to talk to about anything and you know you can trust him. He is the most perfect guy you will ever meet and if you do meet him, be careful because you won't know it at first, but you will fall in love.
The most perfect guy in the world is Caleb George Preisler.
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"American Hero" who jacked up the national debt but nowhere near as badly as chairman obama leaving working americans with spare change
George W. Bush was unfortunately president. Many conservative dumbfucks voted for him
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A quick and easy meal that involves making a burger on a george forman grill with bush baked beans on the side.
Hamburger can be replaced with a turkey burger.
Steven only has 15mins to make dinner so he decides to make the George Bush Dinner.
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The Anti-Clinton
Liberals worst nightmare
Kerry will be George W. Bush-whacked in the Election
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