Sweet Succulent Milk

Artificially produced Man Yogurt also known as cum

I made Sweet succulent milk in my backyard using laundry detergent

aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.

(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.

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milk mouse

Milk mouse came from the famous ancient philosipher by the name of Moe Jiller. We all know Moe said it best when he saw a hideous fat retarded girl and screamed "ahhhh milk mouse." If the person is incredibally fat they are reffered to as milk moose. The ancient mesopatamian's believes milk mice to be a gift from the gods to show the normal people how ugly they could have been, thus making them feel better about themselves. This also, in effect, later on in the 20th century gave nerds and white trash people that would actually have sex with their virginal bodies.

Wow that ugly, fat, retard is definately a milk mouse

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Milked your Dick

When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.

Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch

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other 98% of milk

unobtainable. a material so rare it can never be found. if you attempt to unlock the other 98% of milk you will be promptly dissatisfied.

him: hey do you want to find the other 98% of milk?
her: no, for it is unobtainable

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Arabian Milk Moustache

when some one has jizz running from thier nose and on to their lip simulating a moustache

When she looked at me she had an Arabian Milk Moustache from earlier that night.

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Milk Pillow(s)

Female breasts.

I could totally go for a nap on your milk pillow(s).

Her artificial milk pillow(s) exploded when he punched her boob.

I will be the meat pillow to your milk pillow(s).

My son finally quit my wife's milk pillow(s).

i just motor-boated her milk pillow(s).

I fluffed the shit out of her milk pillow(s).

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