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during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
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The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
These Cleveland Hot Pockets are fucking delicious!
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Interchangeable with 'stick up his ass'. Figurative statement meaning irritable or stuck up.
Dude did have you talked to John today? Has he got a frog in his pocket or what?
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The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find
Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room
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Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
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In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.
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When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.
Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.
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