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DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO
"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.
Sexy Simo is the hardest lad around yeno hard as nails solid as a rock
real sexy woman: yo is that sexy Simo?!?!
*sex occurs*
The creative writers at a high school in the city decided that it would be a brilliant idea to flip a bottle like the cool kids of 2020. When one of the bottles flipped, a very swag person remarked "wow, that's so sexy and swag." And it was.
You're so sexy and swag
That's so sexy and swag
I guess I'm just sexy and swag
Sexy esti is one of the most beautiful girl on earth. She is sexy smart but not very intelligent. She calls sexy esti because she is the biggest sex bomb on earth. Everybody loves her and want to be her friend. But boyfrieds aren't her thing, boys doest like stupid girls. So now she is on a college to getting more intelligent.
guy 1: "Omg look at sexy esti she is so sexy!"
guy 2: "yeah! she is but she doest know anything about life!"
"Sexy Dora" is typically used to describe a sexy spanish woman.
"Damn, she is such a sexy dora!"
When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.
While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.