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Side Trippin’ When an individual is so spun on meth, they can’t stay on any task longer than 30 seconds.
I was 3 hours late to pick up that stupid whore because I couldn’t stop side trippin’
Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.
Bill obviously bats for the other side.
Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
A southern phrase used when someone is caught belittling or talking down to someone. This phrase can also be used when someone gives you the wrong information when you are doing something correct originally.
Ex. 1 Why’re you using the wide side of the Allen. (Allen key or Allen wrench)
If you used the thin side of the Allen it would go by faster.
But if I use the thin side then it’ll take longer because I have less torque.
Just saying I’ve done it and that’s the fastest way. 1
The man switched to the thin side of an Allen key and tried to use it to finish the job he was working on faster. However having less torque it took much longer and this was the ending result.
Ex. 1 You said using the thin side would be faster!
It is, you just did it wrong.
No it wasn’t and I did it correct, you can’t use an Allen key wrong unless you’re pulling or something with it. You place the head in and turn or twist. You were talkin to me wise sided thinking I didn’t know better and it took twice as long. 1
People you hang out with on a daily basis who aren't really your friends.
All my side friends want a piece of my new pay check ha!