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the motr special was made by motr jobe what you do is put your face in between a girls boobs and blow and shake your head side from side.
imma give my wife a motr special
the motr special was made by motr jobe what you do is put your face in between a girls boobs and blow and shake your head side from side.
imma give my wife a motr special
When someone gets body slammed for being a Dickhead.
Did you see that guy being a jerk to the waitress? Someone should give him the Amy special!
A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.
“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”
Michael asked lez if she wanted to receive a bsb special.
When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
Come on baby lets go do "The Attie Special" with Katsumi