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when something that you got done looks like it was done in mexico in some strangers garage.
Russell: "Daaayummn man what happened to that bitches titties?"
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."
The act of one person blowing on another person to cool them off.
Danielle gave Kevin a Mexican Cool off because they're too cheap to afford fans.
The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.
Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.
A white person who owns/owned a cat with one blue and one green eye.
Ethan: Hiya Steven, how about we hang out at my suburbian house for a couple hours and later go skiing?
Steven: Sounds like a swell plan to me!
Ethan: Yeah! And we can bring my cat with one blue and one green eye as well!
Steven: oh you magic mexican you.
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trabajo de la mano ( mexican hand job ) like a jippy lube only slower..
me madre her cabasa in my la tocador. I had a gringo playboy book.
She yelled " mexican mano get off the pot."
mucho trabajo mucho trabajo de la mano thats all you are good for....
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Sexual position wherein the female hangs her head over the bed while performing fellatio on the male; bent at the waist with legs above her while her knees are bent into the shape of an upside-down question mark, with the male's head forming the dot on top, as such "¿".
On November 1st, 2019... My Goodgirl and I invented the Mexican Question Mark ¿... I had her feet tied up with her panties below my face while she was upside down blowing me with her head dangling off the bed. ¿See? Sí.
Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.
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