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The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis
"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"
when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."
A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95
Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle
Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.