Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.
"Ugh, look at Jake"
"Hows the weather up there Jake?"
Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘
Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable
The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this
Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.
I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake