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Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.
Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
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When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
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When a dude rubs one out through a coat on an unsuspecting woman's leg. The woman realizes what happened when she finds jizz on her leg.
I was on the train yesterday and when i got home, i saw that someone had pulled an Australian train ride when i wasn't looking.
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It is the purposeful or luckily fallen into position in which one mounts the sled/other rider, who is prone to the declining staircase (preferably carpeted), and continues to John Crapandy down to the ever awaiting crowd which is together chanting "Jamaica we got a doopchute team!"
And that's when Lydia told her to make sure to wear a chinpad if she and Doug were to perform the ever daunting, but wholesom act of the Portuguese Tobogan Ride (PTR)
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when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age
when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.
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This is when a couple performs the sexual position called "the butterfly" and uses the vaginal lips as wings. In this process, when he is able to wrap the wings around his body, the vagina, therefore, rips. He then rides.
Sex on a slip and side ... like a rhode island rip and ride.
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when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"
Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.
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