when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.
Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever
"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay
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Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
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One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.
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Party involving friends you mostly interact with online. Physical interaction may be awkward.
Wow, this Facebook party is really lame, who are these people?!
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By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation
"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability
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Form of democracy where public participation is limited to Facebook group membership.
Facebook Democracy is on the verge of overthrowing Chain-Mail Petition Democracy in Canada (1)(2)(3).
(1): By 2012, the elections participation rate is predicted to drop below 50% at almost all levels (Municipal, Provincial and Federal), effectively dismissing Representative Democracy as the ruling system in Canada.
(2): probably due to weather conditions, and with the notable exceptions of the Critical Mass, of the World Naked Bike Ride, and of the Zombie Walk, demonstrations are virtually non-existent in most provinces.
(3): possibly with regard to the well-documented ineffectiveness of legitimate petitions, the Canadians MPs have started refusing to acknowledge their reception. Ref : Straight.com, Vancouver, occupiers-saxton-office-avoid-jail-time : βWe were forced to submit this petition by sliding it through a mail slot in the back of Parliamentβ
>> "Axe the BC Gas Tax" : against the BC Carbon tax.
>> "Stop Gateway" : against the Gateway Project in BC.
>> "Canadians Against Proroguing Parliament" : against Harper's last move
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A woman whom puts her sex life all over Facebook, or trys to whore herself out on Facebook!
Jennifer decided to become a facebook tart after having gone through a bad break-up with her boyfriend!
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